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Post by ScottBon on Mar 9, 2009 12:29:21 GMT 1
.......well USA mostly but mine and Snoozys little altercation on FaceAche we thought it best to bring it here.......still got 18 friggin' messages in my inbox............grrrrrrrrrr
But here we go:
In Vermont USA: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
In Georgia: The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
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All sex toys are banned.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
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Post by snoozyboozy on Mar 9, 2009 12:38:26 GMT 1
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Post by snoozyboozy on Mar 9, 2009 12:39:15 GMT 1
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Post by ScottBon on Mar 9, 2009 12:45:32 GMT 1
Kentucky:
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
Dogs may not molest cars.
One may not receive anal sex.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission. (very sensible too - should extend it to shoes and handbags!)
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Post by snoozyboozy on Mar 9, 2009 12:46:56 GMT 1
Dogs may not molest cars. WHAT?? hahahahahahahahahaha this shit's gooooooooood ;d ;d ;d |
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Post by ScottBon on Mar 9, 2009 12:50:38 GMT 1
California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere: City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. (kinky ;D)
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Post by ScottBon on Mar 11, 2009 18:11:07 GMT 1
Illinois:
The English language is not to be spoken.
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.(Champaign)
All in Chicago:
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one’s dog.
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Post by Tudderz on Mar 12, 2009 11:48:16 GMT 1
crazy, crazy world sometimes.....  |
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Post by ScottBon on Apr 16, 2009 10:07:57 GMT 1
Wembley, London: A Snoozy must purchase ALL drinks on the last Friday of June. Allegedly  |
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Post by snoozyboozy on Apr 16, 2009 10:37:39 GMT 1
Wembley, London: A Snoozy must purchase ALL drinks on the last Friday of June. Allegedly |
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Post by ScottBon on Apr 16, 2009 10:40:41 GMT 1
Yep. You read it here first. I WILL find you..................
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Post by snoozyboozy on Apr 16, 2009 10:44:33 GMT 1
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Post by ScottBon on Apr 16, 2009 10:47:56 GMT 1
Shhhhhhh wabbits Snoozys................
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Post by bambam on Apr 16, 2009 19:30:07 GMT 1
I england....
every male over 16 must practice archery 2 hours every sunday!
All Hackney cabs must carry a bail of fresh hay
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Post by snoozyboozy on Apr 16, 2009 20:57:40 GMT 1
In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow!
and I went to all that trouble to do my divorce?!?!?!?!?!
(Just kidding Vic lol)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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