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Post by babylou on Sept 7, 2006 21:51:23 GMT 1
Just for a laugh, what is the worst chat up line you've used or have had said to you?  Said to me: "My Dad says, that if I'm not in bed by 10.00 pm to come home, so what do you reckon" Over to you ........ |
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Post by eloch on Sept 7, 2006 22:14:23 GMT 1
ok this isnt realy a chat up line more of a comment.
but i was in waterstones the other day finding a book to read on holiday with my sister. I said to her why dont you read this one it's called how to make love like a porn star and she politely declined.
Then this realy creepy old man came up behind me and full on whispered in my ear no but i bet the practicals good.
ewwwwwwwww
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Post by babylou on Sept 7, 2006 22:18:12 GMT 1
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Post by RiffRatt on Sept 8, 2006 11:46:29 GMT 1
Alright darling....my mate fancies you and i like your sister...we were just saying that if you two were burgers you'd be a MacGorgeous.... ;D  ....never understood why that doesn't send em gah-gah...!! |
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Post by babylou on Sept 8, 2006 13:47:17 GMT 1
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Post by Live/Wire Admin on Sept 11, 2006 16:06:15 GMT 1
you notice i've kept conspicuously quiet on this thread so far.....
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Post by beanofire on Sept 11, 2006 16:23:52 GMT 1
Mine's too bl**dy obvious........
'Would you like to come back & see my AC/DC collection?'
;D
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Post by babylou on Sept 11, 2006 18:28:56 GMT 1
That's probably a good one, cause at least they would know that you had decent taste in music ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That would probably work on me LOL |
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Post by babylou on Sept 11, 2006 18:30:21 GMT 1
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Post by eloch on Sept 11, 2006 18:33:23 GMT 1
mr beanofire in this expansive ac/dc collection do you happen to have a giant cardboard cut out of malcolm young? I've searched high and low but cannot find one. You see my old one got ruined after I took it in the shower.  |
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Post by beanofire on Sept 11, 2006 18:44:32 GMT 1
Babylou - In the past, that's usually been the exit point for a lot of women! But at least it sorted out the wheat from the chaff!  Eloch - Ah sorry, no Malcolm Young cut out's, but I do have 2 life size (very small!) Angus ones form the Razors Edge promo material. In the shower? The mind boggles........... |
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Post by eloch on Sept 11, 2006 18:56:09 GMT 1
awwww no malc aaaannnd he was in the shower because I accidentally got something all over him and I thought he needed a good scrub. but er two angus' ...how very lucky you are lol where do you keep them? |
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Post by beanofire on Sept 11, 2006 19:13:18 GMT 1
You got something all over him? How careless......... I keep both of him in the garage......but once in my previous house, I put them up in the front room when I went away on holiday.......so people thought there was someone in the house!! |
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Post by eloch on Sept 11, 2006 20:38:25 GMT 1
my ex girlfriend once bid on a giant angelina cut out at the cinema, we were gonna carry it home on the bus but she didn't win  Have you ever been tempted to dress an angus up on guy fawkes day and parade him round the neighbourhood? |
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Post by dirtysteve on Sept 12, 2006 9:38:52 GMT 1
A few years ago me & my mates went through a phase of using the worst lyrics from song lines that you could think of. In the first pub the lines were all put into a put and everyone drew for one, which had to be used at some point in the night. Some lines that I can remeber that I drew were "im horny... horny, horny horny" ( which I recieved a nice slap!!. "call me good, call be bad, call me anything you want to baby" (which actually worked.. once the lady had stopped giggling) and "let me put my love into you babe" (which I was told to F~@k off!). Need to do it again soon, it was a good giggle
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