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Post by bassmanbex on Mar 24, 2008 3:12:37 GMT 1
I have another poo related question.... After a rather lovely meal last night of which corn on the cob was served, I noticed after a call of nature and I may add a few flushes of what can only be described as the worlds most sea worthy completely unsinkable vessel. I couldn't but notice on close inspection full unbroken un chewed sweet corn??? I was always told to chew my food properly, so how can this be? is it that sweet corn is invincible or magic? If this is the case where does it all go? because there must be so much of it, It must amount to a small island.  |
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Post by snoozyboozy on Mar 25, 2008 15:31:38 GMT 1
OH GOD.... oi bex.... SHATAP!!!  groan! |
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Post by Marf on Mar 25, 2008 19:45:35 GMT 1
He wrote it at 2.12am.... its understandable.. we've all been there  |
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Post by morrida1 on Dec 26, 2008 10:07:58 GMT 1
A little boy asked his dad "where does poo come from dad?" His dad explains " well son, food passes down the osphagus by peristalsis. It enters into the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enter the colon. water is absorbed, whereupon it then enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo". "Blimey" says the little lad. "so where does Tigger come from then?"  INIT |
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Post by Live/Wire Admin on Dec 26, 2008 19:40:16 GMT 1
couldn't help but notice that harly anything been posted on the forum today and yesterdaybut the one thread that is ... is this one.. Oh dear. somethings never change. |
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Post by Shakey on Dec 26, 2008 23:22:18 GMT 1
It's because the outside of the corn is composed of cellulose, which is indigestible by humans. We do not have the means to break this down.
Other indigestible foods are
Albumen (egg white) and non-starch polysaccharides (dietary
fibre)
The richest sources include bran, wholemeal cereals, wholemeal bread,
fruit and vegetables, beans, peas and lentils. A high fibre intake promotes gastrointestinal health. As fibre absorbs and retains water it lubricates the alimentary canal and reduces the chances of constipation.
So there ya go, answered with Dignity and poise, and bloody informative too !!
Shakey
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Post by Live/Wire Admin on Dec 27, 2008 0:16:22 GMT 1
there ya go folks.. our resident Crap expert.
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Post by Shakey on Dec 27, 2008 0:25:02 GMT 1
You know how my mind works.............
don't get me started !!
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Post by ScottBon on Dec 27, 2008 12:16:59 GMT 1
does this include: kidney beans, spinach, raisins and clingfilm?
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