man flu,can it be cured?

[arry]

right,im in stage critical with this debilitating condition so i may not survive the night out,its touch n go at the minute.
tried a home made remedy yesterday which entailed travelling 8 hours to weston super mare,setting up,playing the gig,drinking plenty of medicinal scrumpy,loading back up and travelling all the way back to get in at 7 in the morn drained.
thought it might have fooled the dasterdly germs but no,back with a vengance when i fell out me pit,had to pull out of tonights shenanigans.
is there point in optamism?can it be cured?

lest we forget,man flu is real!

[arry]

now the missus has incorrectly stated she has caught my man flu....nononononononononono...NO NO NO!
she may have a rare strain of extreme woman flu,runnyus noseus in latin,but she can NOT have the deadly man flu.
women are designed to cope with slight belly ache every month and the odd "ouch"in child birth but not this affliction.................... ;D

[WaveyDavey]

light the blue touch paper and stand well clear Arry..