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Post by Tudderz on Jun 23, 2009 19:14:27 GMT 1
Or President or whatever it is in your 'land'..... ;D the first law or two..or three etc etc you bring in are.... 1.Shoot all seagulls(rats with wings basically)  2.'Rock' is the only religion allowed, to be practised by all, there in achieving world peace as there's nothing to fall out about! ;D Only for a laugh of course, but what would you do?  ? 41  an' bonkers in all the pre Wembley excitement  |
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Post by ScottBon on Jun 23, 2009 20:20:38 GMT 1
1. Alcohol shall be free on the Sabbath.
2. Work is not compulsory on a Monday if observing law number 1.
3. All Gatsos will be torn down and sent to France (I understand yellow is popular over there).
4. All Chavs to go the same way as the Gatsos.
5. Introduction of the 3 day weekend (this does not include Monday thereby compromising law number 2 - that is extra ;D)
6. Live/Wire to play at Chequers every weekend.
7. Snoozy's cooking - muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by WaveyDavey on Jun 23, 2009 21:46:43 GMT 1
Oh now you've started something.. (puffs out chest, puts on occasional glasses..)
1. An immediate and mercyless cull of all Chavs.. yes, cull. No one, least of all their parents, would miss the ferrell rats-with-Novas. We all (except the police) know exactly who they are and how they differ from your average teenager. Easily spotted and picked off with a hunting bow. There are several areas of Sheffield that could be napalmed and generally heavily shelled, causing millions of pounds of improvements.
2. If I am reminded during my early tenure at No.10 of my generally pacifist leanings, I will bring in a scheme where by there is a rounding up of said youths. They will be put to work in chain gangs, wearing bright yellow boiler suits, cleaning the streets and (here's the vote winner) sent to huge processing camps to sift through rubbish for recycling purposes so that we don't have to.
3. Radio will generally reflect the real taste of the nation.. not what Simon Cowell spoon feeds the the gullible and easily moulded.
4. ScottBon will be made minister of Gatso disposal
5. Children at school will be rewarded for good behaviour and achievement rather than bribed to not be bad.
And thats just for starters... I may be back
haha
NO ONE has a horse as high as me.
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Post by Tudderz on Jun 23, 2009 23:10:43 GMT 1
Holidays at work are reversed, you get 46 weeks off and just do 6 weeks work for 52 weeks pay, thus curing all unemployment...  |
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Post by RiCko23 on Feb 10, 2010 0:03:34 GMT 1
1. Acdc haveto bring out a new album every 2 years not 10 2. Bad Boy Bennetts is banned from pubs 3. Radio stations must be rock and not gay pop 4. Live/Wire WILL play perranporth or St Austell Band Room again 5. People under the age of 21 be banned from facebook and live a real life 6. We get paid £1 every time we login to this here forum Could go on all night really here  |
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