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Post by supermum29 on Aug 5, 2009 8:49:09 GMT 1
Taken from the best selling pamphlet- why you should never boil a kettle during a nuclear strike. ... Did you know- one resident of a Chipping Norton home was horrified to find that the source of an annoying noise from the loft was in fact Cher - 1980's failed film star and plastic surgery champion. A protected species due to her age and infirmity Cher had to be removed by the actors guild. On receiving the bill of £3000 the disgruntled home owner said "if i could turn back time, i'd ring her bastard neck! "
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Post by Live/Wire Admin on Aug 5, 2009 11:51:58 GMT 1
I take it the half dozen barely of age athletic boys ahe had up in the attic with her are still there. ?  |
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Post by supermum29 on Aug 5, 2009 21:20:49 GMT 1
Thanks 4 your question Jon Bon. After some research i discovered that no sign of athletic males was ever discovered. However, neighbours have noted that the house owners wife and daughters appear 2 have a warm glow about them. There has also been a noticeable increase in female visitors and bumps and bangs from the house accompanied by whoops and cries which has led the rather unassuming neighbours 2 conclude that the gentleman's wife has set up a strenuous exercise routine class . . . .
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Post by Live/Wire Admin on Aug 6, 2009 8:50:56 GMT 1
Hmmm. yes highly suspect... Any wig deliveries. ?
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Post by Tudderz on Aug 6, 2009 10:00:07 GMT 1
Very VERY scary woman is Cher, makes appalling records too, IMHO  Nothing personal of course.....  |
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Post by RiCko23 on Feb 9, 2010 23:58:46 GMT 1
why does she have to sing through that stupid thing that makes her voice go weirdo?
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