Post by bad boy bennetts on Nov 27, 2009 12:46:43 GMT 1
gotta read this...
> > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
> >
> > Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
> >
> > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
> >
> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> > The game is called "Mate Match".
> > The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
> > seriously involved with someone.
> >
> > If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random
> > yet highly personal questions.
> >
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
> > (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those
> > same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
> >
> > One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour
> > City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> > thing you've heard yet.
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >
> > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
> > Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
> >
> > Contestant: "Brian."
> >
> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> >
> > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
> >
> > Brian: "Sara."
> >
> > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >
> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >
> > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: "Question 2 - How long did it last?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >
> > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> > said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >
> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> > morning?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >
> > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >
> > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with
> > us for a couple of weeks..."
> >
> > DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >
> > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower it the time."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >
> > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> > hundred times I've done it.
> > Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
> > number and call her up. You listen to this."
> >
> > [3 minutes of commercials follow.]
> >
> > DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch
> > tones.....ringing....)
> >
> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >
> > DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
> >
> > Clerk: "This is she."
> >
> > DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
> > and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >
> > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not
> > to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know
> > the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Sara: "No."
> >
> > DJ: "Good!"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> > completely honest."
> >
> > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara.
> > If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be
> > off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
> >
> > Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
> >
> > DJ: "What time?"
> >
> > Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
> >
> > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> >
> > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
> > his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one
> > question away from a trip to the Gold Coast Are you ready?"
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> >
> > Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
> >
> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >
> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
> >
> > Sara: "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
> >
> >
> > Sarah: "Up the arse....."
> >
> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to
> > have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there
> > was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this
> > conversation, for minor traffic collisions.
> >
> >
> > WONDER IF THEY STILL GOT THE HOLIDAY !!
> > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
> >
> > Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
> >
> > Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .
> >
> > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
> > The game is called "Mate Match".
> > The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
> > seriously involved with someone.
> >
> > If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random
> > yet highly personal questions.
> >
> > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
> > (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those
> > same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
> >
> > One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour
> > City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
> > thing you've heard yet.
> >
> > Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> > DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
> >
> > DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold
> > Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
> >
> > Contestant: "Brian."
> >
> > DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
> >
> > DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
> >
> > Brian: "Sara."
> >
> > DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
> >
> > Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
> >
> > DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: "Question 2 - How long did it last?"
> >
> > Brian: "About 10 minutes."
> >
> > DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
> > said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
> >
> > Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
> >
> > DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
> > morning?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
> >
> > DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
> >
> > Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with
> > us for a couple of weeks..."
> >
> > DJ: "Uh huh..."
> >
> > Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower it the time."
> >
> > DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
> >
> > Brian: "On the kitchen table."
> >
> > DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous
> > hundred times I've done it.
> > Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
> > number and call her up. You listen to this."
> >
> > [3 minutes of commercials follow.]
> >
> > DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch
> > tones.....ringing....)
> >
> > Clerk: "Kinkos."
> >
> > DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
> >
> > Clerk: "This is she."
> >
> > DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now
> > and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
> >
> > DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not
> > to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know
> > the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
> >
> > Sara: "No."
> >
> > DJ: "Good!"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing)
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
> >
> > Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
> > completely honest."
> >
> > DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara.
> > If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be
> > off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us."
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
> >
> > Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
> >
> > DJ: "What time?"
> >
> > Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
> >
> > DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
> >
> > Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
> >
> > DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
> > his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one
> > question away from a trip to the Gold Coast Are you ready?"
> >
> > Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
> >
> > DJ: "Where did you have it?"
> >
> > Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
> >
> > Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
> >
> > DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
> >
> > Sara: "Well..."
> >
> > DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
> >
> >
> > Sarah: "Up the arse....."
> >
> > They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to
> > have a heart attack, he could not stop laughing. Apparently there
> > was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this
> > conversation, for minor traffic collisions.
> >
> >
> > WONDER IF THEY STILL GOT THE HOLIDAY !!
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