Snoozy's driving kit

[ScottBon]

Seeing as you very much the woman about town in your shiny Datsun Insult I thought I'd point you in the right direction of a couple of things to help improve your speeding driving pleasure.

1. The flat cap.



No serious Sunday driver would leave the house without one.

2. Knitback leather driving gloves.



To help your grip round those hairpin bends.

3. Correct driving shoes.



To help you reach the peddles.

;D

[STATTO]

[angus5041]

[snoozyboozy]

How come everything I do to you splats straight back in my face??

[RiCko23]

And these goggles




to stop bumbles bees, wasps and other flys hitting your eyes at high speed

[Netnar]

You may well laugh about the Bumble Bees RiCko23, I actually had a black eye once after being hit by one when I was on the back of Hubbys motorbike!!

[RiCko23]

Christ so it does happen then!

Maybe you should wear these goggles next time just in case

[Netnar]

What made it worse was that my Hubby moved his head 'cause he saw it coming!!!

[RiCko23]

Ha how kind of the man

[Netnar]

I've had him over 30 years so I don't think I'm changing him now..........but I know what you mean RiCko23!!